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Tom has been wanting me to do a post on his Jeep work for a long time. I figured why not just let him take over the blog for a day. So without further ado, the rest of this is written by Tom. Enjoy the big dose of “Talks with Tom.”

I’m sure we have all read the story of how we found out about George. Unfortunately, the second half of the story is less romantic. Shortly after leaving the Fertility Clinic, the magic of downtown faded into 5:30 pm, Friday traffic, in downtown Nashville, on Valentine’s day. Even taking all of this into account, I was still having an exciting day. As we sat at a stoplight, I looked down a half mile of still cars. Then, I hear the beep. It is the soul crushing beep of the “CHECK GAUGES” alarm 90’s Jeep owners know all too well. Before we take this any further, you should get to know me and my beautiful 99 XJ limited. Maybe just understand the XJ as a whole.

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The day we brought her home.

One of the most reliable and rugged vehicles ever made is the Jeep Cherokee XJ. Not the Grand Cherokee, not the new Cherokee, the XJ, the original. In 1984, Jeep introduced a new, smaller SUV. The XJ sported a unibody frame that allowed it to be extremely light and flexible, but still be strong enough to handle serious trail riding. What followed was a legendary vehicle that would be in production until 2001. So why do I love it so much? The biggest reason is the 4.0 inline 6 motor. Most motors are made of steel or aluminum. When steel gets hot, it warps. This is what causes the common issue of cracked head gaskets. Aluminum is light, but cracks under pressure, requiring a new motor completely. The Jeep 4.0 is made of iron:  minimal warping and cracking. What this means to me is that I can run it hard, climb rocks, drive through ice water, and run it full bore into mud that is waist deep and she will keep on ticking. Add in the outstanding drive train that is the NP242 transfer case and you have quite a formidable trail rig. Mine is lifted, with slightly bigger and more aggressive tires. When I said flexible, I meant it.

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It truly is a testament to American quality in the 80’s and 90’s. It is an icon from a time when we built amazing things that lasted forever. Forever, you say? Yea, forever. I spend less on parts every year than some of you pay for insurance in a 60 day period. I do the work myself. That being said, she runs like a top at 226k miles. And before you go and think “But Tom, what about comfort”? I do have tons of room, A/C, and 6 way power seat. Did I mention they are heated seats? Well, they’re pretty awesome in the winter. Everything else you need to know about the XJ can be found in this short instructive video about it’s iconic influence.

Back to our story. Jeep owners as a whole know that, although not expensive, Jeeps require a good amount of maintenance. My Jeep had overheated before, but never this bad. As we sat in traffic, she jumped from 220 which is a bit high but still normal, to 250, and it happened quick. My biggest fear was that she would lock up in the middle of Friday traffic. It doesn’t help that people from the city can’t drive. Yea, I get it, you drive aggressive and think the urban landscape has turned you into a pro, but city folks can’t go a day without turning any downtown area into a soup sandwich. I wasn’t doing well. I made it out of the jam by doing what Jeep folks do, I went around. Stephanie navigated me to an Autozone. We arrived just in time for the motor to shut its self down. First thought, thermostat. But, if you’re smart, you were thinking that too. So we spent our magical night, our first day preggers, in the parking lot of an auto parts store putting in a new thermostat. Not only was it freezing rain, but we were also in less than admirable part of town. When I asked the parts clerk how dangerous the location was, he said “Not bad, maybe 8 out of 10.” Whatever, not Afghanistan. I cruised into that McDonald’s in shorts and flip flops like I owned the place.

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We had our celebratory “We are pregnant” meal at that McDonald’s…

Long story short, over the next few weeks I swapped out the belts, hoses, water pump, electric fan, fan clutch, and shroud. Thanks to some help from the folks at EBAY, I did it on the cheap side. Despite my best efforts, I still found myself overheating regularly. The time came for a new radiator. Rather than the half plastic single core radiator that came original, I chose to go with an all aluminum radiator built for competitive trail rigs.

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Old and New radiators

As with all projects, it SHOULD have gone easily. The first step is to remove, well, pretty much the whole front end.

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Be prepared to be covered in oil. The Jeep radiators had an oil cooler built in. As luck would have it, the fittings were permanently affixed to the old one and didn’t come with the new one. As it was 8:30 at night, and I had to work the next day, this realization was accompanied with a lot of panic. I may have peed a little, but that’s none of you business. I’m kind of offended you even brought it up. I took the wife-mobile and the new radiator to the parts store and spent the next hour on the floor trying out brass fittings until I just decided to cut of the old metal oil lines and replace them with rubber ones. I finally made it home and, as luck would have it, I stripped out the inlet on the oil cooler twice before I finally got it to seat on the last few threads. After applying a liberal amount of gasket sealer, she was ready to install. The re-assembly went very quickly given that it was already midnight. I anxiously tightened the last few bolts, and then started my girl and waited for her to explode.

I hadn’t been able to drive more than a few miles without a problem in a long time. It was terrible seeing the Jeep I was so proud of, that I had put so much into, struggle to make it down the street. That Jeep really is a huge part of who I am. It represents me as a person. She is tough and capable. She adapts to every situation. For me, my Jeep is the best way to explain why Stephanie and I are so happy together. Yes, there are hard times. Things break. At times being a Jeep owner is very frustrating. But when you are committed, you do what you have to do. Simply put, a Jeep is a clear example of a time when you fixed things rather than threw them away. I grew up in a family that lives by this mantra. As I write this my dad is having a new carburetor put on the tiller he bought the year my parents got married. Both have been running strong for 38 years. With proper maintenance, of course.

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It’s been 25 years and my comb-over is still stunning.

As I cruised down the street, white knuckles on the wheel, I prayed that this time she was fixed. I ran light for a bit, and then parked to check. No leaks, no smoke, no overheating. As I ran her hard up and down the road, she stayed cool and ran smooth. Since then she runs like she’s new. The next week I drove the XJ to Nashville for the first time since Valentine’s Day and, this time at least, she ran like a champ. It just goes to show you. Sometimes things get difficult. Everything breaks at some point, and the things you care about fall apart in front of you. It’s those moments that, with a little know how and a commitment to what’s important to you, you can fix just about anything.

Talks with Tom #22

I feel like it has been awhile since I have shared Tom’s delightful conversations. So here are just a few nuggets for your Monday morning perusing.

Tom and I always are debating about traveling. We both go back and forth about vacations and trips home and our thoughts and feelings on the matter.

Tom-I hate traveling. There is only one trip I want to take.

Me-The island? (This is a place in the Missouri Ozarks that Tom used to go a lot as a kid.)

Tom-Well yea. And the trip is called the apocalypse. And we are never coming back.

Me-Tom, that is called moving.

Last week, a couple people actually noticed my little baby bump. Naturally, I came home really excited that I am not just arbitrarily not fitting in my pants. And this was my dear sweet husband’s response when I told him.

Tom-Pregnancy is the only time in a woman’s life that they are excited about being fat.

Thanks babe.

Tom was out in the field for most of last week for a pretty large brigade mission (I will be sharing about this next week.) He always comes home grimy and un-bathed from 3 days of wearing the same clothes in the wilderness. It’s like a big man camping trip.

Tom-Sometimes, while out in the field doing army stuff, you begin to feel like a tough guy. Nothing puts that in perspective like walking into a spider web.

Fun fact, I learned this about Tom on our second date at the zoo. I have to say it made me like him more knowing that he wasn’t all tough guy all the time. Also, it was pretty hilarious watching him freak out about a spider web.

My Tough Guy

Talks with Tom #21

We went to Noodles and Company yesterday. This particular location has only one way to get in, but it is really obnoxious and through a busy thoroughfare. There is an exit only lane that is much easier to access, and each time we go there I think I am making a quick entry by using this lane. And each time I have this “Oh shoot” hesitation as I go through the “Do Not Enter” lane.

This was Tom’s response when I panicked that I was going the wrong way.

Tom-What is Noodles and Company going to do? Write you a spaghetti ticket?

We also had a conversation about arcade games that we want in our future game room.

Tom-I really want the original Ninja Turtle arcade game.

Me-Did you hear they are making a new movie?

Tom-Yes, Megan Fox is going to be April.

Me-Oh really? I didn’t know that.

Tom-Were you seriously trying to dump Ninja Turtle news on me? I am a member of very Ninja Turtle fan page. Seriously.

I learn something about Tom every day.

Ninja Turtle Fans

Yes we have matching Ninja Turtle shirts in our wedding colors. Be jealous.

Talks with Tom #20

I was gone for the weekend, leaving Tom to his own devices.

When I got home yesterday, this is how Tom greeted me.

Tom- I am so lost when you aren’t here.

Me- I thought you wanted a weekend to yourself?

Tom- I am like a lost kid though. You know that kid in the middle of Walmart who can’t find his parents and is just falling to pieces. That’s me. (He also acted this out)

Tom- For the first 5 minutes, I’m like, “Yea, weekend by myself!” Then those 5 minutes pass and I think, “This sucks.”

Me- You are sweet.

Tom- I am lost with out you.

He may have a rough exterior, but he is a pretty sweet guy!

Talks with Tom #19

My husband often says some hilarious things that revolve around food and eating.

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Here are just two example of his statements.

Tom-I know what love is. I have eaten Cheezits.

(If you haven’t eaten White Cheddar Cheezits, this statement may not ring as true to you as it does for us. They are the bomb.com.)

On a separate occasion…

Tom-I have fluffy abs. They are like regular abs but better because they have a layer of meat on them. Regular abs are like a muffin. Mine are like a cupcake with icing.

(I am not exactly sure where he went from talking about a layer of meat to baked goods…)

These are the real conversations we have on a daily basis.