My husband often says some hilarious things that revolve around food and eating.

Here are just two example of his statements.

Tom-I know what love is. I have eaten Cheezits.

(If you haven’t eaten White Cheddar Cheezits, this statement may not ring as true to you as it does for us. They are the bomb.com.)

On a separate occasion…

Tom-I have fluffy abs. They are like regular abs but better because they have a layer of meat on them. Regular abs are like a muffin. Mine are like a cupcake with icing.

(I am not exactly sure where he went from talking about a layer of meat to baked goods…)

These are the real conversations we have on a daily basis.