My husband often says some hilarious things that revolve around food and eating.
Here are just two example of his statements.
Tom-I know what love is. I have eaten Cheezits.
(If you haven’t eaten White Cheddar Cheezits, this statement may not ring as true to you as it does for us. They are the bomb.com.)
On a separate occasion…
Tom-I have fluffy abs. They are like regular abs but better because they have a layer of meat on them. Regular abs are like a muffin. Mine are like a cupcake with icing.
(I am not exactly sure where he went from talking about a layer of meat to baked goods…)
These are the real conversations we have on a daily basis.
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haha I love when husbands say funny stuff. White Cheddar Cheezits are the BEST!
I could seriously eat a whole box in one sitting. So dang delicious!
That picture! Haha! I’m digging the lobster bib!
We love the lobster bibs!
I agree with Amy–that picture is hilarious!!! And seriously Cheezits and I are pretty much in love!
Best snack ever!
Haha. These are too great! And YES to White Cheddar Cheezits! They’ve got my heart.
Aren’t they just delightful?
We go through boxes of Cheezits like they are a dietary staple (at least 1 jumbo box a week). Aye.
We do pretty similar here too. Sooo good!
Men!! Hahaha.
Haha they are fun to have around.