One of my husband’s talents is making up song lyrics to existing song rhythms. This is often how we pass the time on long car trips.
This holiday themed song was set to Miley Cyrus’s “Wrecking Ball.” So sing it along with the tune.
I came in like a Christmas tree.
You were just so big and tall and green.
I covered you in ornaments,
and canes that taste like peppermints.
They grew you till you were 6ft tall,
and cut you down with an axe.
Took you to a tree yard and strapped you to our roof rack.
I just can’t believe I had to pay $15 dollars for a dead tree.
I could go into the woods behind my house,
and get one of you for free.
We have been singing this all week.
I know many of you are wondering why I don’t just record Tom singing this lovely parody, well I am pretty sure I would find my phone in the toilet if that were to occur. He is super creative, but can get a little camera shy. Someday, I will be lucky to do capture these moments. For now, you will just have to use your imagination.
Enjoy humming this tune for the rest of you day. You can’t deny that her songs are catchy.