One of the struggles of being a police officer is the ever changing shifts. One day he is off and trying to be an active member of our family during the day, and the next he has to be a night owl going to work at 8pm.
This was a conversation about Tom trying to retrain his body to be awake at night.
Tom: I slept from 7 (pm)-12, 1-3 (am), and then 7-11 (am).
Me: I started laughing once he said 1-3, because he had originally wanted to take a couple hour nap at 7pm so he could stay awake over night and then sleep the next day.
Tom: I won’t get into it but I got into my bivy sack and slept on a boot at 1am.
Me: still laughing…
Tom: In the storage room.
Me: So you got out of our comfortable bed at midnight, to go to sleep downstairs in the storage room on a boot?
Tom: I wondered if it was still as comfortable as it was in Afghanistan or if just anything was comfortable over there. And it turns out if you were infantry, it is always comfortable.
Don’t mind me enjoying the big bed all to myself.
This is THE most hilarious thing I’ve read in forever!
He is pretty funny.
I know right?